Anyone need a last-minute gift idea? Well, do I have the catalog for you. I’m not sure which one it is, but I know I have it.

In my living room is a paper grocery bag filled TO THE TOP with holiday shopping catalogs. Everything you can think of from toys to tools to food baskets and knick-knacks.

And the best part? Each one has a big sticker on it that says “FREE SHIPPING!” or “15% off!”

So if you’re looking for an at-home shopping experience, just let me know and I’ll be happy to drop this bag by any time.

A bevy of catalogs